The Costume Question

I love Halloween. Any excuse to dress up and ingest large quantities of candy rates high on my list in terms of favorable activities. And usually, I take a lot of pride in my cleverness when it comes to costumes. Rather than take the standard Slutty Pumpkin route I've done every cheeky, pun-ny idea that I could think of. I've been a Freudian Slip (slip + sign), a Blind Date (dress + sunglasses), one of the Seven Deadly Sins (Lust- ok, that one was a little slutty), and my personal favorite:

Jenna Jameson



Yup. It's me. As a bottle of Jameson. Go ahead and roll your eyes.

But this year, I don't have the slightest clue what to be. This is compounded by the fact that:

1. My boyfriend and I would prefer to do a non-lame couples costume, and
2. Adult-sized dinosaur costumes cost about $200, which seems just the littlest bit excessive.

Halloween weekend is coming up. I better get cracking...